Overheard in Eufaula

Two old ladies in the bathroom

Granny #1: "...and then after that she is going to bring out some of her Santa Claus dolls for us to look at. She invited you to come doesn't that sound like fun?!?!?"

Granny #2: "Oh yes! Do you think I look alright?" 

*Granny Numero Dos is wearing a festive Halloween "holiday" sweater*

Granny #1: "Oh of course, you will be the cutest one there!"

Granny #2: "Are you sure?"

Granny #1: "Yes, you will definitely be the cutest one there, it's going to be so much fun! Don't you think it's going to be fun!"

Granny #2: "Yes, I just can't wait!"

I'm not sure what the strangest thing about this conversation was...

• The fact that the Granny dressed in a themed sweater is going to be the best dressed at this event.
• The fact that looking at someone's doll collection is considered a "fun night out".

or

•  The fact that peole are already pulling out Christmas decorations...in October!